Vision On (Parody Of Kendrick Lamar's song, TV Off)

This is a rap I made

Feb 22, 2025

All I ever wanted was an EF-5 tornado, stop being stubborn, yeah, give the victims what they ask for.

It’s not enough. Few solid ratings yeah, but it’s not enough. You meteorologists rate them EF-4 but it’s not enough, say they deserve an EF-4 but they really don’t.

I rate the tornadoes higher, because that’s what they deserve

I make NWS mad, yeah somebody gotta do it.

They survived a strong tornado, and they need the right rating, fella, what?

We like, “what they on?”

This the difference between EF-4 and EF-5

This is not a song,

This a revolution how to get the weather service gone

You rate them 4, baby

Rate them 5 and get protected from me, baby,

I’ll tell you something you, need to rate them EF-5, baby

Don’t rate a clear EF-5 EF-4 baby

It’s not enough.

Few solid ratings yeah, but it’s not enough. You meteorologists rate them EF-4 but it’s not enough,

say they deserve an EF-4 but they really don’t.

I rate the tornadoes higher, because that’s what they deserve

I make NWS mad, yeah somebody gotta do it.

They survived a strong tornado, and they need the right rating, fella, what?

Hey, turn your vision on,

Ain't with my damage surveys, they’re very accurate

Nothing but the real rating, one tornado at a time,

I saw a city where a EF-5 came through

Like it was wider than the town,

Came across and rated it four,

Smash pulling up to a clear EF-5 just to play the lying game,

Now I got a bone to pick with the surveyors

So when I got done, I made a new post,

Just to show those fellas the ropes before it ends getting fired

I’m proud just see it,

I only talk about the ratings I don’t agree with,

Only good for said,

Won’t change the rating for good,

How many hits they gonna take until they level my athletics
Hurry up and get a new degree or stop surveying,

Fella ran out of room for sincere ratings,

The city just made a recovery you’re lucky you bet it

Mouth full of lies let these cowards tell em’

Walk in to Elkhorn with the brain of a toddler yellin,

It’s not enough. Few solid ratings yeah, but it’s not enough. You meteorologists rate then EF-4 but it’s not enough, say they deserve an EF-4 but they really don’t.

I rate the tornadoes higher, because that’s what they deserve

I make NWS mad, yeah somebody gotta do it.

They survived a strong tornado, and they need the right rating, fella, what?

TORNADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RealStorm rating better, yeah somebody gotta do it,

Got weather service mad, yeah somebody gotta do it,

Turn his vision on

Hey, turn your vision on,

Ain't with my damage surveys, they’re very accurate

Nothing but the real rating, one tornado at a time,

I saw a city where a EF-5 came through

Like it was wider than the town,

Came across and rated it five,

Smash pulling up to a clear EF-5 just to play the lying game,

Now I got a bone to pick with the surveyors

So when I got done, I made a new post,

Just to show those fellas the ropes before it ends getting fired

I’m proud just see it,

I only talk about the ratings I don’t agree with,

Only good for said,

Won’t change the rating for good,

How many hits they gonna take until they level my athletics
Hurry up and get a new degree or stop surveying,

Fella ran out of room for sincere ratings,

The city just made a recovery you’re lucky you bet it

Mouth full of lies let these cowards tell em’

Walk in to Elkhorn with the brain of a toddler yellin,

TORNADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RealStorm rating better, yeah somebody gotta do it,

Got weather service mad, yeah somebody gotta do it,

Turn his vision on

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